Siobhan

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)